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Monday, February 12, 2007

Scorching Scorpio !

If you need any excuse for any thing, come to me, I am the largest stock of any kind of excuse. This time in my case, of not having updated this blog is, my net connection was not working and I don't blog in college lab. In fact didn't go college on Saturday, as was not feeling good, besides, it was drizzling outside, so even could not check my inboxes too. Weather in jaipur is really unpredictable,till a couple of days ago, we thought its right time to pack our woolen clothes and wipe the dust off fans' blades. Just then, it began drizzling and we found the need of 2 razai per person. No doubt, more and more people caught cough and all those seasonal diseases. Though things are quite different with me. It's like, if you need just one
sweater, I need one sweater and one jacket. If you need two, I need three or four. That is, approximately two times than what you need. So there is no chance of my falling sick. But things work other way round in my case. I just need to tell myself or anybody that 'winter season is gonna off and I didn't catch any fever any cough or cold, you see. That's how precautions like wearing woolen clothes in good amount pays.' Second day I can be seen sneezing. I think it's the result of my own evil eyes. As what aunties say 'nazar lagna' .In my case my own 'weird nazar' is put into practice on me. What more, it happens in everything, no matter I utter those relieving words in vanity or in gratitude for god. My own words kill me better, than any other thing on the earth.

By the way, for many days I have been longing to read Linda Goodman's Sun Sign book. As soon as I got it on net, I was surprised to see so many facts under 'Scorpio woman' that I could really identify with. So much that, while reading, at times I felt it was written taking myself in view. Though there were points, which I don't belong with at all and was surprised too at the same time thinking 'how on earth they could be applied on me ' . But whatever matter I could relate with, was like- if you replace the third person 'female Scorpio' or 'she' with anu, it will hold valid. So read on what a female scorpion oops anu is like…(Extracted only those paras which I found relevant to me :p ) .

# The female Scorpio has a deep, mysterious beauty. She's magnetic, proud and totally confident. This girl certainly has enough glamour, and she's enormously seductive. But I didn't say she looked like a boy, nor did I intend to imply she doesn't do a bang-up job of being a female. It's just that, unconsciously, she would prefer to be a man. Less restriction-more opportunity. It's the one secret she even hides from herself, and seeing it exposed won't sit well with her. You can give her a tumble, but she won't fall all over herself reacting to your overtures. Don't expect her to bat long, sweeping eyelashes at you, and adore you with blind devotion. Lots of female Scorpios are tomboys with stubby eyelashes. Besides, with those beautiful, mysterious eyes that can read your mind so clearly, she doesn't need any extra trimming. Whisper something romantic that would melt another girl out of her senses, and the Scorpio girl will simply give you an intense, penetrating look that will see right straight through to your real intentions. She's a human X-ray machine, so don't flirt.

I wouldn't advise you to insult a Scorpio. It's just not healthy. If you don't know what I mean, ask someone who has. He may have some stories to tell that will curl your hair.

She can be overbearing and domineering, sarcastic and frigid- then turn as hot as an oven at 500 degrees Fahrenheit. She can hate with bitter venom and love with fierce abandon. She can shriek like a furious banshee or whisper like an affectionate turtle dove. One thing you can be sure of- she's never wishy-washy.

A Scorpio woman can't excuse weakness in a man. She looks for ambition and courage. She wants a mate who can dominate her and make her proud, without disturbing her secret individuality. He's expected to be strong, masculine and better-looking than average. A high degree of intelligence is required to match her own excellent mind, plus more than a passing acquaintance with abstract, philosophical wisdom. So put your socks back on and practice a superior smirk. Everybody you know will think you're pretty super to have her staring at you. The men and women both.

Having once achieved closeness with a female Scorpio, you can be positive you're a unique and unusual man. You can also be sure that her love for you is unmatched by any you'll ever experience-and you can take that in several ways. You'll be the most important interest in her life.

She's brimming over inside with passion, though it's kept under rigid control by a poised, frosty attitude toward strangers, and a surface smoothness suggestive of black velvet.

She seldom likes or dislikes a play, a book, religion, furniture or people. She either bitterly resents or she intensely worships. If one of these two passions can't be aroused, then she totally ignores, with ice around the edges.

She has such fabulous virtues, you might know her vices wouldn't be skimpy, either.

It's true that the Scorpio girl sometimes wanders into dangerous waters in her efforts to penetrate life, and since there's not the slightest trace of fear in her (unless she has an affliction to her Moon, and is full of nameless terrors), her search may indeed take her into some weird byways. But the typical Scorpio will emerge from any discovery still strong and pure. If she allows the journey to soil her
inner spirit, Pluto will punish her with anguished remorse and guilt;
yet she can still call on her great strength of character to rise
again, like the phoenix, from the ashes of her experiments.

It's surprising how many dark deeds are confessed to Scorpios, though their own inner lives are marked: "Private-Keep Out." She likes to hear secrets, but she'll seldom tell anything anyone has confided in her, not even to you (unless there's an afflicted Mercury in her natal chart). You can also expect her to have a stack of secrets that relate to her personally, and don't try to pry them out of her. There's a private part to this woman you'll never touch, a part of her mind and soul that belongs strictly to her, and there's absolutely no trespassing there. She's not untruthful, in fact she's more often too brutally honest, yet there will always be those special thoughts and feelings she won't confide to you or anyone else.

A Scorpio woman will be incredibly loyal to those she finds strong and deserving.All Scorpios are highly selective in friendships. They'll keep the worthy companions through an entire lifetime, and freeze the shallow, the common or the unworthy. There's an immense store of perseverance and determination buried in the nature of a Scorpio woman.

The hypocrisies of society will never keep this courageous woman from seeking the sun. She answers to no law but her own, and in her Pluto heart, she has more total understanding of the vow "till death do us part" than half the brides who blissfully murmur the phrase.

Despite her own strong individualism, the typical Scorpio girl will let her man be the boss. Instead of overshadowing him with her force and drive, she'll apply her talents to help him attain his goals. Your future will be important to her, and she's not likely to insist on retaining her own career after marriage (unless you've disappointed her deeply or a second job is needed in a temporary domestic crisis). She may fight you wildly in private, but she'll defend you fiercely in public. She won't stand for anyone maligning you or taking advantage of you. Those who try will feel the lash of her righteous anger. Your happiness will always come first. she'll patiently help you persevere until you get what you want, and while you're getting it, she won't whine or complain or become restless, though she might turn a little bitter if you lose your courage on the way. She'll expect you to aim as high as your abilities will reach.

Scorpio women love their homes, which usually shine with cleanliness, taste and comfort. Meals are served on time, and things are generally under control. If the opposite is true, something is making her mighty unhappy, because her natural inclination is to beauty and system. It's no good being suspicious of her, no matter how many opportunities arise; and there will be a goodly number of them, because she never exposes her deepest feelings.

Adjusting to the idiosyncrasies of her nature is easier than suffering the nightmares that will surely result if you walk away. No one walks away from a Scorpio. Not really. Didn't you know that? Those who have tried can educate you. Anyway, you have a very special woman.

There's no one she can't see through, no deception that escapes her. A Scorpio woman can tell you exactly who can be trusted and which ones you have to watch. The Pisces wife has the same ability, but she may be too soft to criticize, too ready to make excuses for the failings of others. Not so the Scorpio female. In fact, she may frequently have to check her sharp tongue and tone down her brutal analysis. In the budget department, Scorpio women are completely unpredictable. She can scrimp and save and pinch a penny until it bends double, then have a sudden spell of being magnificently extravagant. One thing is sure. She'll enjoy money, whether she saves it in an old shoe or spends it on luxury. But this woman always leans heavily toward prestige, and she won't let cash compromise that. She'll be satisfied if you choose a smaller income, as long as it insures that you are your own boss, with the potential to rise to become somebody of influence, Scorpio females like power, and they will sacrifice much for it. Your power will do, because Pluto allows her to be adept at living vicariously through others when it suits her. Remember that although she'll sacrifice and put up with very little for a planned goal, she's too proud to live amid shabby surroundings forever, and she'll become mighty sour and discontented if she's forced to do so for an unreasonable length of time. She'll either try to force a change in the family fortunes after a certain period, or she'll gradually retreat into the dismal world of the gray lizard, outwardly accepting and almost seeming to enjoy poverty, but inwardly intensely bitter. In the heat of battle, it pays to remember that her compulsion to even the score usually makes her the winner in any kind of skirmish. She gets the last word. If you tell her a lie, she may tell two. If you stubbornly refuse to kiss her good-bye in the morning after a tiff, she may refuse to kiss you goodnight for a month. Just let your mother (or anybody's mother) criticize her cooking, and the Scorpio woman may forget to invite her to dinner for several Sundays in a row. An accidental injury, however, she'll forgive, if she knows it's unintentional. The Scorpio sense of justice is as strong as the sense of revenge. Most people forget this. She'll remember every kindness and give you back double for that, too. It works both ways.

A Scorpio mother won't let the talents of her children go unnoticed or gather dust. She'll spend many an hour encouraging them toward higher goals, and be willing to provide any support they need. Her offspring will find her strong and helpful when youthful problems arise, because her knowledge of human nature makes her a wise counselor. She'll teach them to meet difficulties with her own courage.

Scorpio children are filled with boundless loyalty to friends and loved ones. She knows exactly what he wants, and it's a serious mistake to impose your will. Be loyal to her, and never break your word or a promise. The Scorpio youngster is determined enough to get what she wants, and strong enough to hang on to it. But don't let her self-sufficiency keep you from giving her your support. She needs it, even though she appears to scorn approval.

She never lies to herself, and rarely blames anyone but herself for her own mistakes. She's the very last person you'd accuse of having an inferiority complex. The very fact that she's able to control her deep resentment and literally erase it from her mind is proof of her awesome inner strength.

No one but herself can force her to alter her views and opinions. Her real loyalty, when all is said and done, is to herself. That's not always as selfish as it sounds. When she was very young, her favorite verse began: "This above all: to thine own self be true." She's always figured-if she does that- she can't be false to anyone. #



Well, if you have reached here having gone through all above pasted paras, I can very well infer- you have got no better thing to do for today.
By the way, how am I described, doesn't end here. I guess there are a great many things that I am comprised of. And of course, there are more things that I am not comprised of. Still let secrets occupy their very place.

(Lol. Relax dude, actually this post will blow up out of its excruciating long length, so sometime later. Right ? And I hope you know the other meaning also of 'scorching' other than 'very hot' :p)

Winamp playing - As Long As You Love Me (Backstreet Boys) ,next is All I Have To Give, must say beautiful words !

23 Comments:

  • My ex's name was Anu and she was also a scorpio..I dated another scorpio after that. What i learned from both, that they were always extreme..no middle ground. for example:
    its always black or white, NO gray area!

    tc

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:06 AM, February 13, 2007  

  • The female Scorpio has a deep, mysterious beauty. She's magnetic, proud and totally confident. This girl certainly has enough glamour, and she's enormously seductive....
    lol..

    x-ray m/c can check out..m nt flirtin!!

    Linda goodman!!
    nice post .. so hw many sweaters r u wearin rite now??

    By Blogger Invincible, at 1:44 PM, February 13, 2007  

  • #jeet-hehe...yeah dats true ,scorpions r extreme in nything. its lik things wid them are either at bottom or at top. but m sure u must hav a unique experience wid both of dem , right ? :p

    #invincible-hehe..well c it was a tough job to remove some irrelevant word out of a seemingly coherent sentence. nyways thx for thz compliments, i knw u were not flirting :p..hehe..n rt now apun ishtyle mai hai so no sweater !!

    By Blogger Anu Sharma, at 4:42 PM, February 14, 2007  

  • you are probably looking for a date..

    Are you...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:03 PM, February 19, 2007  

  • dates 40 RS per KG hain bhaiyya. Agar Iraqi lin to 60 RS / KG aur agar California wali dates lin to I think it is $7.99 a pound.
    I can export kisi ki chaiyye to?
    Peace...

    By Blogger Ye manzilen !!, at 9:37 AM, February 20, 2007  

  • theek hai tho 2 kg( iraqi) pocha deegeye ga agr koi delivery charges na ho tho.Pata order confirmation pe he

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:18 PM, February 20, 2007  

  • Dekhen- Iraqi dates to american bhi nahi sambhal pa rahe hain - humma tumma kaun khet ki muli hain? Haayen Sahi khaa?

    Hum aap baccha logan ka Iraqi dates pahuncha deta hoon - Ye california sun se tanned ki hui hain aur hot hua kare hain!
    ps: Pehli baar kuch mangaa hai..is liye it cost will be on the house!

    Pata kiy bataya tah phone pe? phir se batayen...

    By Blogger Ye manzilen !!, at 10:24 PM, February 20, 2007  

  • Hum 2 din se jaipur satation pe khada hoon dates le ke...kdiahr gaye date lene wale?
    Dar gaye...

    By Blogger Ye manzilen !!, at 11:06 PM, February 21, 2007  

  • #Mr anon- well, wont mind if its john abraham !

    #thz desti & Mr anon- i think thr is plenty of place on this planet for wotever import export u ppl r indulged in, my blog dosent seem dat much exciting for dis! got it ?

    By Blogger Anu Sharma, at 10:26 AM, February 23, 2007  

  • Alber "Anu" pinto ko gussa kiyoon aata hai?

    By Blogger Ye manzilen !!, at 9:25 PM, February 23, 2007  

  • it was an absolute blast with both(still good friends). They always tried to act older than their age, which was weird cuz girls always wanna look & sound young.
    neway let me know bore with my past-so-called-love life

    tc

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:08 AM, February 24, 2007  

  • Hey I got through... details as a post :)

    By Blogger Daroga, at 6:20 PM, February 25, 2007  

  • Well i am in the company of a scorpio girl she is just amazing ...

    BUt beta anu aapne to poori linda goodman hi chaap di :)

    By Blogger Ankit, at 12:50 PM, February 28, 2007  

  • Give me one good excuse for not updating my blog :( :( :(
    N yar also tell about “Man Taurus”…

    By Blogger Dh@v@!, at 6:49 PM, February 28, 2007  

  • #Thz dest-coz apko comment karna ata hai !

    #jeet-hmm...u sure u wanna know more abt ur "PAST-so-called-love life"

    #adarsh- hmm..:p ..btw congrtas for umreeeka trip !!

    #ankit- i knew...scorpions rock, u c...

    #dhaval-ok ur order is taken sir, details of taurus man wil b in ur inbox soon !n abt xcuse for not blogging...umm ...no m not goin to reveal 1 reason out of my soon gonna b released book titled 'raambaan 99 xcuses for not blogging " !!

    By Blogger Anu Sharma, at 11:59 AM, March 05, 2007  

  • LOL @ raambaan 99 xcuses for not blogging

    By Blogger Dh@v@!, at 2:07 PM, March 07, 2007  

  • 12 FEb to 12 MARCH? Ek mahina?

    You dont have anything to write ya phir chupa rahi ho kcuh?

    Main bhool jaon tumhen....

    By Blogger Ye manzilen !!, at 3:21 AM, March 14, 2007  

  • #dhaval-ye actually im confused,whether raambaan wud b better or achook (nuskhe) !!

    #thz desti-well u c,im bizy wid my book on gr8 excuses of not updating blog,soon to b released,title wud b finalised in a few days to come !!

    By Blogger Anu Sharma, at 9:42 AM, March 14, 2007  

  • #dhaval-ye actually im confused,whether raambaan wud b better or achook (nuskhe) !!

    #thz desti-well u c,im bizy wid my book on gr8 excuses of not updating blog,soon to b released,title wud b finalised in a few days to come !!

    By Blogger Anu Sharma, at 9:42 AM, March 14, 2007  

  • Theek hai - "Main bhool jaoon tumhen" ka irada cancel...

    Chicha Ghalib ne shaid is din ke liye hi khaa hoga..

    " Kuch to hai jis ki parda - dari hai?"

    By Blogger Ye manzilen !!, at 8:07 PM, March 14, 2007  

  • Thanks For Detail Analysis on "The Scorpions "

    Fellow Scorpion ( same Bday )
    manoj motiani

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:01 AM, March 19, 2007  

  • scorpios rule... we jus kinda have severely bloated egos and we seem to love that. and goodman does a good job of firing it up!!!

    By Blogger Mark IV, at 3:21 PM, March 21, 2007  

  • #thz desti- new post is up thr sir !

    #manoj-hey hi,didnt knw u read my blog.well ye u can relate quite much.But it was solely for female scorpions,guess u sud look for male scorpions.they are quite different frm female ones !

    #mark-bloated egos? Not exactly.I must say its high self esteem.n ofcourse goodman is really a good man !

    By Blogger Anu Sharma, at 3:12 AM, March 23, 2007  

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