Ufff....ye spams !

Ufff…I don’t see anybody who wont just scream out this “ufff” seeing a large number of spams in his/her inbox as regular as an AIDS aid is aired after or during every serial/news telecast on DD-1.I don’t know what kinda spams you receive and what you choose to do with them or what your first reaction is .Below are the ones I saw in my inbox and the reaction in my mind while deleting them .

Sender Subject

1. Pauline Enjoy multi-orgasms using this powerful thing
(chee cheee…)

2. Etta Enjoy multi-orgasms using this powerful thing
(arre bhai or bahan subject to change kar leta !!)

3. Burrell New New Would you like to please your lovely partner completely?
(hiiyoo rabba )

4. Groves New’n’hot Have you ever wished to have more intense final?
(final ? ICC Champion’s Trophy ke finalist se poocho na !)

5. Rick how is everything
(Ekdum jhakkass ! )

6. HSC HSC Newsletter September 2006
(na padhoo to kya kar legaa ? bol, bol ??

7. National lottery.com CONGRATULATIONS/WINNING NOTIFICATION:
(Oh sirjee, galtee ho gayi …mai ticket to lena hee bhool gayi si !)

8. Jerold J Samet Hi. My name is John
(Hi.My name is Abraham . Kho-Kho khele ? )

9. Janine are u happy
( why ? u gonna make me sad ? )

10. Ulysses still waiting
(menuu pata hai tuu agle mail mai bhi yahi likhega ! )

11. Bruno need some help
(bhai pahle ye to bata ki kahi question mark lagana to nahi bhool gaya ya fir help-shelp mere se maang raha hai ?

12. Taylor Order this powerful tab and begin to play!
(oh jee, pahle ap ye to batao ki ap maths ki taylor series wale hi taylor saab ho kya ?

13. Leary You could order it on-line and get immediately!
(kyoon ? mere ghar ke pass dukaan kholi hai kya apni ??)

14. Lyman thx for all ur help
(hehe ,aa gaya ji samjh ki question mark nahi lagna tha waha. your bahot-bahot welcome jee !!

15. Brianna lets go
(Khandaala ?Rani Mukharjee ko bol vo chali jayegi. Mereko thoda kaam hai ghar par .diwali ki safai karni hai na !!)

16. Doherty It is absolutely safety for your health!
(kya spams ke upar post likhna ?)

17.Olive how's life
(tereko good boloongi tab paise milenge ya bad boloongi tab ??)

18. Wilfred got a second
(yeah , but it’s finished .Survey kar raha hai kya ?? )

19. Dianna look again
(Kidhar ko ?? tere prince ki taraf ?? )

20. Us Inc. For personal
(to mainu kyoon bata riyo hai ??)

21. Jocelyn you got some time
(Haanji thi 1 second wo Wilfred saab le gaye !! )

22. Lela kool, lets go
(abbe bola na ,bahot kaam hai mere ko ghar pe . Raani ko request kar fir se .nahi nahi Amir ko bol ,hamare India mai ladki ek ladki ko khandala leke nahi jaati !)

23. Sheena can you help me with this
(fir se ladki ! kaha chupoo mai ? )

24. corpuscular Nothing grows better than this one bacterium
(kya baat hai , nobel award nahi mila apko is saal ka ??)

25. danic@davey. com Frw from : Perry
(Badde confused lagte ho . Pahle decide kar lo jee ki asli naam kya hai danic ya perry !

26. Mitch see for yourself
(You sure its ‘M’ in your name ?)

27. Trudy thanks 4 last night
(arre thanks ki kya baat hai mamu ,apun ka rule hai ye atleast 1 haddi chodne ka body mai .Ghandigiri ka fassion hai na ajkal Chal tu kabaddi khel ab !! )

28. Lois can't believe it
(Even I cant that I get so many spams!!)

29. Freddy still working out things
(abbe to mai kya karoo ? dhol bazaoo sallu mama ki tarah ??)

30. off Wed :AM
(kya kya naam rakhne lage hai parents ajkal . aur kuch nahi to off ,ON bhi ata ya ati hogi abhi !! aur time kya invisible mode mai likha hai kya ??)

31. behavioral Growth alert that brings profit couldn't
(aee lo ,ye naya naam ! kitne bhai bahan hai behavioral tere ?)

32. Bethesda Nothing grows faster than this crimson
(itne frustrated nobel award nahi milne par ?)

33. Sanford what was that
(Lost your yaddasht ?)

34. chalkline Growth promise that unleashes a frenzy basin
(kasme vaade pyaar wafa batein hai baato ka kya ..)

35. denunciation We know it'll be sent flying cannabis
(darta kyyon hai ? fly kar ,swim kar,walk kar …koi tax nahi lagega !!)

36. childbear It's still not too late to ride this wave betrothal
(Haila , mere physics wale sir ne to mujhe ye ‘betrothal’ wave padhai hee nahi thi .Ab samjh aya ki marks kyoon kam aye the !!)

37. dame Don't let others beat you fighting for this decal
(hai kissi maid dum ? vivek oberio ke alawa ?)

38. Conrad how's it going
(its going very fast !)

39. Home Start tells take
(angreji atti hai home start jii )

40. Lehman New New You always dreamt to rock hard erections…
(Agar apke naam ke age brothers aur laga hota na to sachhi apkaa jikr is post mai ham kadapi nahi karte !!)

41. Barnett Rocket stock pick is what pro traders say about this one.
(stock market se bada darr lagta hai mainu !!)

42. Bob Allen Financial Success Can Be Yours. Start Today!
(What if I start yesterday ? )

43. promotions manager Hi enjoy a bahama cruise vacation at no cost
(sacchi bus stand ane ke liye auto ka kiraya bhi free?? )

44. IQ Test Are you a genius? Free IQ Test!
(yes I am .writing this post proves it . By the way doctor ne commission nahi maanga IQ test ke liye ??)

45. Good old verses Id
(song id ya movie id bhi available hai ??)

46. jellouw hows it look
(just like mayawati !)

47. cerebrate advert
(pervert !)

48. chretien you still working on it
(bas sab apki hee kripa hai !!)

49. Online Degrees Find your perfect college degree, 100% online
(1% offline is needed !! itni bargaining to chalegi yaar .)

50. Oliva so what
(shubhraatri !)

51. Darrin anharmonic Stock.com Brokers will be scrambling for this one
(bola na ,B.P high ho jata hai mera stock sun kar !)

52. uk draw RE : LOTTO
(Jyada lotto khayega to daant mai keede pad jayenge !)

53. Jacquelyn Find the Fast & Easy loan program ! 32449
(fast ?kya speed hai 32449 kmph !! amazing ! )

54. The credit repair Improve your credit score
(How should I , 1 chokka laga doo chalegaa ??)

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………one will surely revise his/her counting lessons of childhood this way .Litrally in last few days I got so many spams that more of my time went to reporting them spam rather checking my general mails. Would like to know what you guys do to get rid of these irritating mails apart from marking them spam or deleting them .Because what I see is that nothing best known to my tech-knowledge is coming to rescue.By the way for now - Need Loan to Buy or Refinance your home? 0789

And hey , WISH YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES A VERY HAPPY DIWALI..